Mitzi knew, subconsciously, that she had about Had It With Cooking when she decided to skip the frying pan and just cook the damn pancakes right on the burners.
hollyhocksandtulips:

Domestic goddess, 1950s

Mitzi knew, subconsciously, that she had about Had It With Cooking when she decided to skip the frying pan and just cook the damn pancakes right on the burners.

hollyhocksandtulips:

Domestic goddess, 1950s

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"Yes please, I would love some canned Brick Style Chili," said no one ever.

"Yes please, I would love some canned Brick Style Chili," said no one ever.

If you tiptoed into the dining room of an exclusive men’s club you’d try not to laugh as they pretended that the canned hash was some gourmet delicacy that only males are allowed to consume.

If you tiptoed into the dining room of an exclusive men’s club you’d try not to laugh as they pretended that the canned hash was some gourmet delicacy that only males are allowed to consume.

One way of publicising your journey of discovery is telling everyone about your quest. But what if they all start running the other way? If it comes to that (and it most likely will), just slap on a big old sign.

seminiceperson:

It’s good to have goals.
One way of publicising your journey of discovery is telling everyone about your quest. But what if they all start running the other way? If it comes to that (and it most likely will), just slap on a big old sign.

seminiceperson:

It’s good to have goals.

(Source: coffee-for-two)

Sure, Sue sent all her fancy duds to the dry cleaner’s. But the reason she got voted Best Dressed Gal on Campus was the hat box packed full of textbooks she was aiming at the voting public.

Sure, Sue sent all her fancy duds to the dry cleaner’s. But the reason she got voted Best Dressed Gal on Campus was the hat box packed full of textbooks she was aiming at the voting public.

We’ve all had Toast-Trouble now and then. Thank goodness there’s a slightly sinister looking salesman around to help out.

We’ve all had Toast-Trouble now and then. Thank goodness there’s a slightly sinister looking salesman around to help out.

Joe and Mildred enjoyed blasting their favorite tunes while cruising. So much so, in fact, that their puny car radio finally gave out.
Luckily, they’d opted for the Five Piece Band dealer extra.
wtfdidthatsay:

Source: Saturday Evening Post - January 1, 1960

Joe and Mildred enjoyed blasting their favorite tunes while cruising. So much so, in fact, that their puny car radio finally gave out.

Luckily, they’d opted for the Five Piece Band dealer extra.

wtfdidthatsay:

Source: Saturday Evening Post - January 1, 1960

Mae was known for her deep philosophical thoughts. Or at least she was, until the day that someone asked her what she was pondering.

seminiceperson:

questionableadvice:

~ Scott Tissue, 1938via Flickr"You may love to go to a friend’s home for a dozen reasons, and yet if she overlooks this most important nicety, you’re bound to be a little shocked…"

That jerk Helen has NO concern about your delicate nether parts.
Mae was known for her deep philosophical thoughts. Or at least she was, until the day that someone asked her what she was pondering.

seminiceperson:

questionableadvice:

~ Scott Tissue, 1938
via Flickr

"You may love to go to a friend’s home for a dozen reasons, and yet if she overlooks this most important nicety, you’re bound to be a little shocked…"

That jerk Helen has NO concern about your delicate nether parts.

Bill and June were starting to realize that they had some serious problems communicating effectively with each other.

Bill and June were starting to realize that they had some serious problems communicating effectively with each other.

It was supposed to be a fun new family activity: dressing up to match the sofa and then sitting on it. But in the end it was a disappointment to them all. As usual.

mrsdentonorahippo:

Do those colors even exist anymore?
It was supposed to be a fun new family activity: dressing up to match the sofa and then sitting on it. But in the end it was a disappointment to them all. As usual.

mrsdentonorahippo:

Do those colors even exist anymore?

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